Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!

The picture is one of the “mini mosques” that are around here. They are all strictly off limits—I guess to avoid offending the locals. To me it seems disrespectful to board up a house of worship, regardless of the faith—but what do I know?

OK, this one fits under the heading of “I can’t make this up”. Several weeks ago, I gave a ride to one of our new guys back to hit tent. I went inside for a few minutes and when I came out, an MP was writing me a parking ticket.
Tried as I might, my best efforts to weasel out the ticket failed and this young man kept filling out the ticket form, when suddenly “Boom!” something exploded nearby. Seeing an opportunity to get away, I asked him if he better go find out what blew up.
Nope, enemy action wasn’t his department, enforcing the parking regulations around tent city—now that was his bag.
Then “Boom!” another explosion. Now, at this point I’m impressed with his tenacity; so, resigned to my fate, I asked him: “Can you at least turn off the flashing lights on top of your truck? So we're not marking our position.”
“No sir, I can’t, safety regulations”